Jun 23, 2010 News
After the surprise attack on Adam at a Tower Grove Park kickball game where a band of Ninjas riding Dinosaurs attacked and killed kickball players, Adam, drummer for Achalachia, has finally tracked down and defeated the leader of the Ninja clan who committed this dastardly act.
Adam has spent two weeks sleeping in gutters and eating whatever he could scavenge from the trash because he has been hunting for the home base of the evil Ninja clan that attacked and killed kickball players over two weeks ago.
After finding the home base of the Ninjas, Adam preceded to single-handedly defeat each Ninja and their Dinosaur companion. Once each Ninja and Dinosaur team, over 100 in total, had been defeated, Adam cornered the leader of the Ninja clan, whom is commonly referred to as ‘The Dinosaur Riding Ninja Leader’.
Adam and DRNL fought for 7 days and 7 nights without rest or food in an epic battle that could only be referred to as ‘Cool’. Adam eventually bested DRNL with some tom-foolery about a sprained ankle. After winning the triumphant battle, Adam showed mercy by not killing his opponent, but tying him up for the appropriate authorities to arrest him.
Now safely behind bars, DRNL will never have the opportunity to terrorize kickball fields again. The world is a safer place due to Adam heroics. To congratulate him on his mighty win and to buy him a beer go to the next show. He would be happy to tell you the tale of this epic battle over a cold one.
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Jun 7, 2010 News
Adam, drummer for Achalachia, was attacked Sunday in Tower Grove Park by a band of Ninjas riding Dinosaurs, sources say. Rumors report that Adam has either broken his pinky or damaged his foot, either way this could be devastating to the Rock Band in their pursuit of world domination.
A leisurely game of kickball turned ugly was it was rudely interrupted by a wild band of Ninjas riding on the backs of Dinosaurs. The exact type of Dinosaur is still unknown, but Facebook sources report that Adam was injured in the skirmish.
The Ninjas, assumed to be Dark Ninjas (who else attacks friendly kickball games), apparently trampled over the game killing a few extras. Adam and his band of elite fighters that travel with him everywhere fought off the Ninjas and killed the Dinosaurs. Knowing the sight of hundreds of dead Ninjas and Dinosaurs would disturb the general public; Adam wisely decided to burn the bodies.
A police sketch drawn from witnesses reveals that the Ninjas are armed with swords and the Dinosaurs have very sharp teeth. If you spot one of these Ninjas riding a Dinosaur contact your local authority and run for you life.
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