Adam Gets His Revenge On The Ninjas

Jun 23, 2010 News
Written by: Achalachia

After the surprise attack on Adam at a Tower Grove Park kickball game where a band of Ninjas riding Dinosaurs attacked and killed kickball players, Adam, drummer for Achalachia, has finally tracked down and defeated the leader of the Ninja clan who committed this dastardly act.

Adam has spent two weeks sleeping in gutters and eating whatever he could scavenge from the trash because he has been hunting for the home base of the evil Ninja clan that attacked and killed kickball players over two weeks ago.

After finding the home base of the Ninjas, Adam preceded to single-handedly defeat each Ninja and their Dinosaur companion. Once each Ninja and Dinosaur team, over 100 in total, had been defeated, Adam cornered the leader of the Ninja clan, whom is commonly referred to as ‘The Dinosaur Riding Ninja Leader’.

Adam and DRNL fought for 7 days and 7 nights without rest or food in an epic battle that could only be referred to as ‘Cool’. Adam eventually bested DRNL with some tom-foolery about a sprained ankle. After winning the triumphant battle, Adam showed mercy by not killing his opponent, but tying him up for the appropriate authorities to arrest him.

Now safely behind bars, DRNL will never have the opportunity to terrorize kickball fields again. The world is a safer place due to Adam heroics. To congratulate him on his mighty win and to buy him a beer go to the next show. He would be happy to tell you the tale of this epic battle over a cold one.

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