Adam Injured In Ninja Attack
Jun 7, 2010 News
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Adam, drummer for Achalachia, was attacked Sunday in Tower Grove Park by a band of Ninjas riding Dinosaurs, sources say. Rumors report that Adam has either broken his pinky or damaged his foot, either way this could be devastating to the Rock Band in their pursuit of world domination.
A leisurely game of kickball turned ugly was it was rudely interrupted by a wild band of Ninjas riding on the backs of Dinosaurs. The exact type of Dinosaur is still unknown, but Facebook sources report that Adam was injured in the skirmish.
The Ninjas, assumed to be Dark Ninjas (who else attacks friendly kickball games), apparently trampled over the game killing a few extras. Adam and his band of elite fighters that travel with him everywhere fought off the Ninjas and killed the Dinosaurs. Knowing the sight of hundreds of dead Ninjas and Dinosaurs would disturb the general public; Adam wisely decided to burn the bodies.
A police sketch drawn from witnesses reveals that the Ninjas are armed with swords and the Dinosaurs have very sharp teeth. If you spot one of these Ninjas riding a Dinosaur contact your local authority and run for you life.
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June 7th, 2010 at 10:39 am
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